Long Live Frank Fixaris!

My intense and irrational fear of snakes aside, who the [bleep] would do this?

http://www.wmtw.com/mostpopular/22778148/detail.html

My money is on MIT. But since he never comes here anymore, he'll never see this, so it's kind of a wasted joke.

Jalbs lives down there. He's been bitter lately.

I guess I didn't make myself clear in the Roethlesberger thread. I decided to release my collection of exotic venomous snakes as a protest. FYI Roadie, there's a ten foot black mamba somewhere around Cook's Corner.

As long as it doesn't make its way to Maine Street, I'm probably OK.

The snake's OBP (Optimal Bite Percentage) had waned in recent months so I decided to cut him loose.

In all seriousness that is one deadly mother effer. You're dead within minutes of it biting you. Maybe it got loose from some blogger's basement.

Steelerfan exclusive scoop! The snake was in serious negotiations to relocate to Albany.